


It wasn’t until just now that I realized the romantic part of our relationship is over.

No thinking.

No, this portrait is in no way official, I’m paying for it myself. It’s costing me $335 for two looks.

door:
This is my dash right now. Two posts down from the bottom is the original photo. Man, y’all are fast.

I don’t get it. At all. It’s kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Parks and Recreation 3.07 - “Harvest Festival”
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46 SCENES FROM 46 EPISODES OF PARKS AND RECREATION
LESLIE: I’m not above using my expertise to change hearts and minds if the cause is just. When I was in sixth grade, I was voted best dressed by 87 votes - and there were only 63 people in my class.
1.02, “Canvassing”

I guess some people object to powerful depictions of awesome ladies.

I remember Amy being three months pregnant at the end of 19 weeks of shooting. And it’s 11:30 at night and everyone’s starting to feel it and Amy will improvise an extemporaneous rap about the crew and go around punching people. She’s the head cheerleader and the quarterback of the team at the same time.
- Nick Offerman [x]

LESLIE; The whole thing is screwed up now! There’s so many ways to destroy a bubble, but my mom flirting with you is #1 on the list. And, I’m sorry, I have to say this, were you asking for it in any way?
BEN; No!!
LESLIE; How were you dressed?
BEN; Oh my god, I was wearing this!
Parks and Recreation, 3x15 The Bubble